Sex In The Office

Okay now I should have known better than to post it all went well last week as I then forgot to actually post that, so please accept my apologies for being a total idiot. At least this means you get a double helping of classic porn this week.

This clip features the blondest babe of them all Seka playing a horny slut having sex in her office. I do not post much retro porn staring Seka here and every time I see one of her movies i don’t know why. She has that amazing body as you can see in the clip below as well as being actually a great porn star. Watch this whole re-mastered film dedicated to Seka as well as over 600 more classic porn movies at Retro Raw which is actually a great collection of 1970’s and 80’s porn, they might not have the big infamous movies but they do have a lot of classic XXX that you will not see anywhere else.

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Porn Classic Motel Quickie

Well it looks like everything actually worked for a change, I didn’t forget to set or click anything and while I was away you got last weeks classic porn update. Anyway we move onto this weeks chunk of XXX history and I decided that as it has been a few weeks since I posted a good length scene for you then that is what I will do.

The below clip is a gift from one of mine and I hope your favorite sites the Classic Porn Theater featuring Janey Robbins and Marc Wallice. Maybe not the biggest names we have ever featured here and unless your a total classic porn geek you probably will have not know of them (I now know I am going to get angry messages from fans of these two), despite this they put together a great little 10 minutes of straight to it XXX action.

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Biloxi Babes Featuring Nina Hartley

Welcome to the second part of the Nina Hartley double bill which if everything went right should have been posted on the 10th of November while I am away or if it all went wrong has just been posted by me upon returning to find it missing and now I will be all annoyed. Hopefully it won’t be the latter as there is nothing worse than having a nice relaxing break only to be more stressed and wound up than you were before within 10 minutes of getting home.

This second offering featuring the sexy Nina Hartley features one of my all time favourite porn stars Angel Kelly alongside her. From the 1988 classic porn movie ‘Biloxy Babes’ this pussy teasing sexy scene shows us that Nina was not just amazing at giving blow jobs but she also was adept at cunnilingus too. Again you can see this full movie and last weeks with hundreds more classic porn movies at Pleasure Classics.

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Nina Hartley in Breakin’In

This is the first of two classic porn posts I need to write tonight and before you hit the back button in fear of being bored to death at having twice my drivel to wade through do not fear as you will not be getting the second one until next week at this time. As I am away for a few days break from this computer screen I have scheduled a second post to appear as if by magic so you all will get more retro porn movies to watch.

As it is a double header of writing I thought I would also make it a double bill of a porn star that it would appear that I have totally ignored on classic porn links….Nina Hartley. A veteran star of over 400 XXX movies from 1984 onwards here she is doing what she does best in 1986 classic breakin’in alongside Sharon Mitchell and Taija Rae to name but two.

Click and watch or download these short clips which are all I unfortunately am allowed to show you outside them members area. So if you want to watch more Nina Hartley you either need to join Pleasure Classics or wait for next week’s post.

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Last Century Vintage Porn

Here today I decided that I would bring you some wonderful vintage black and white photos from early last century. For what reason I decided that I would post these I cannot tell as for a change there is no long winded explanation just a simple I liked what I was looking at so hoped you other lovers of CLASSIC PORN would also.

They are from a site I have mentioned before but then how many really good newly launched sites dedicated to vintage and classic porn are there out there, not many I will tell you as trust me I have looked. Anyway enjoy the vintage porno pictures here and check out Good Old XXX for some well Gold Old XXX.

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Wife in the Fast Lane

What is it about the name Lynn that made it in the 1980’s almost a guarantee of a film being a huge success? There was of course the gorgeous Ginger Lynn who after all this time has decided to do more porn including reuniting with her classic porn buddy Tom Byron. Then you have the very sexy Amber Lynn who just looks like the perfect 1980’s porn star with the blonde perm for me, of course the Lynn name did not stop with these two as it continued with Porsche Lynn getting in on the act from the mid 1980’s too.

There have been numerous porn stars since then that have tried to associate themselves with being a big star through the use of the Lynn name but for me it is those first two blonde babes that deserve all the credit as they made some of the best movies and featured in the hottest scenes throughout the 1980’s. Just like this scene below from the XXX classic porn movie Wife in the Fast Lane starring Amber Lynn which can be watched in full at Porn Star Classics.

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Retro Danish Outdoor Porn

Some retro outdoor girl-on-girl action in these classic porn photos from Rodox, the 80’s Danish porn magazine, that develops into the best game of golf one guy has ever played. Now I know that is probably one of the strangest sentences you have ever read as it is one of the strangest I have ever written but when you are writing about the sometime nonsensical world of retro porn these things happen.

Anyway theses pictures are from a whole set published in the Danish hardcore mag that tell the full story of two horny girls with only one dildo between them putting the cucumber they happened to have with them to good use. Fortunately for them at this point they are discovered by a golfer as he searches for his sliced ball in the bushes and he is only too happy to help these girls out.

I am sure that in the 80’s in Europe this happened on an almost daily basis on course everywhere but joking aside isn’t this kind of thing just why we love classic porn.

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Retro Striptease

Whatever happened to good old strip clubs, every club that I know of now is some kind of lap dancing club where over priced, over made up women prowl around looking to relieve you of all your money for a 30 second flash of the good stuff. Yeah you might get a strip on stage from someone at some point but it is so damn dark in there if they turned the exit lights off you wouldn’t be able to see a thing.

I think this shift away from strip clubs happened in the 90’s so I thought a good scene featuring a 1980’s retro strip in a tinsel clad smoky club would be welcome. Featuring the iconic peroxide blonde looking Barbii in a sexy tight pink dress, stockings and not much else I love this little video. The movie is available at Caballero Classics and is from the 1988 porno video Anal Security Squad where the sexy Barbii fights the good fight for some ‘torrid tush tapping’.

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Classic Peter North Clip

I thought today I would bring you a good movie from my friends at Classic Porn Theater featuring the infamous Peter North, a man that did for extreme money shots in the 1980’s what John Holmes did for big cocks in the 1970’s and Ron Jeremy has done for little chubby men throughout his carrier, a carrier that perhaps only Peter North can match for shear lastability and stamina.

Chat to or if you actually read the interviews in porn magazines like I do (yes I am the one guy who actually does that) Peter North’s name is frequently used as that guy that has actually made them orgasm on set and the one for understandable reasons they want to work with again and again. In this time he is giving one lucky blonde the full thrusting treatment which he as ever tops of with another ball blowing cum shot all over her back and pert ass.

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Retro Big Boobed Babes

After the Big Boobed Classic Porn there was quite a few emails and some very interesting comments made so taking that as a sign that you liked the vintage big boobed girl I have decided to bring you some more naturally very gifted women in the boob department.

Each of these girls below, as I am sure you can see (roll on 3D TV), is superbly well stacked from the massive breasted blonde through the well stacked MILF right up to the top heavy black babe. You just don’t get girls this kind of super sexy shape anymore. I know even back in the 1960’s and 1970’s they were not on every street in the country but you could see them I magazines and even in movies thanks to Russ Myer’s Vixens but not anymore seemingly as women strive to get thinner.

So if lilke me you crave a bit of big boobed voluptuous action give Vintage Classic Porn a look at.

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